I LOVE Movies

This is a trait that is annoying to the people around me. Whenever its time to watch a movie and suggestions are made, I've usually already watched the movies in question. I don't have a preference for genre but I am not lying when I say I can literally waste an entire weekend in front of a TV or laptop watching movies.

On weekends, Alpa Chino and I like to browse the On-Demand options on cable to see what there is to watch. He always tries to find a movie that neither of us has seen but it nearly always proves to be impossible. In fact, sometimes we think we have found a "new" undiscovered movie but then a few minutes into the movie I realize that I have already seen it and this usually leads him to sigh in disgust. With that said, here is a list of movies released between January 1st and July 31st of this year that I have seen so far.

Daybreakers
Leap Year
The Book of Eli
Legion
When In Rome
Dear John
From Paris With Love
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Valentine's Day
The Wolfman
Shutter Island
The Crazies
Alice in Wonderland
Our Family Wedding
Remember Me
The Bounty Hunter
Repo Men
Hot Tub Time Machine
How to Train Your Dragon
Clash of the Titans
Why Did I Get Married Too?
Death at a Funeral
The Joneses
The Back-Up Plan
The Losers
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Iron Man 2
Just Wright
Letters to Juliet
Robin Hood
Sex and the City 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Killers
Splice
The A-Team
The Karate Kid
Jonah Hex
Toy Story 3
Knight and Day
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Last Airbender
Despicable Me
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Inception
Salt

If I haven't seen the movie, it probably came out in limited release and was not advertised widely. Either that, or the movie did not spark the least amount of interest in me and as you can see, I'll watch almost anything.

I think I have no life. Yes indeed.

Interestingly enough, I have heard that Avatar is being re-released in theaters with "unseen" footage. What happened to simply putting all that stuff on DVD? Isn't it already the best selling movie of all time? Why does it need another run at the theaters? James Cameron na wah for you oh!

I Had A Dream

It will sound amazing if I tell you but that is usually how my dreams are.

Have you ever had a dream that played out like a movie? That when you woke up you thought to yourself, "that dream should be a book and a movie script!".

Well I have these dreams often. A few weeks ago I dreamt ("dreamed" for your Americans) up an entire song complete with chorus and hook. I am quite sure if I had remembered the song when I woke up it would have been a huge hit that would have played on the radio for months on end. IF I had remembered it.

Unfortunately, that is often the problem with my scripts dreams. Lord knows how many countless best-selling books and record breaking movies I have lost simply by waking up.

I think this is one of the reasons why I loved Inception. I understand what it is is like to get an idea from a dream. It may sound silly but this year when Alpa Chino and I were celebrating our 2 year anniversary I had no idea what to get him until I had a dream about it. The gift I got him in my dream is the gift I got him for the anniversary and he had the same reaction in both the dream and in real life. Of course this then begs the question of whether or not he is a real-life Leonardo Di Caprio and simply planted the idea in my head so that I would know what to get him.

When I was younger, every time I was sick I had the same dream. I don't know how to describe the dream scape but it basically resembled a huge hall filled with beating drums. I would always have this dream right before I developed a fever. After a couple of times, whenever I had the dream I simply knew to go to my mom and tell her I was sick. I was always right too.

Then there were the times when I would dream that my younger sister wasn't feeling well and sure enough something would be wrong with her.


It can't just be me. When I tell people my dreams their response is usually "wow, you're weird", but I'm sure everybody has these really vivid dreams every once in a while. I just feel like mine are more frequent--at least once a week. If I could actually remember them I would be a very prolific author (and possibly a very rich one).

It really is too bad. Perhaps I should start keeping a dream diary beside my bed so that when I wake up I can immediately jot down the dreams or ideas from the dream.

So. What are your dreams like?

Female Rapists Attack P-Square

You know, I have never really been a fan of Nigerian music. Every once in a while I'll hear a song that is just "okay" and I add it to my mp3 player for a few weeks before deleting it when I get bored.

So, as someone who is already not a fan I am predisposed to get annoyed with overly arrogant "artistes".

It was such a surprise for me to see this headline from the Daily Sun today.
Apparently,


You see why you can't allow idiots to think they are special? You get stupid statements like,

You know those darn American girls just love mediocre singers who can't speak English properly because they are trying to so hard to be "cool". Nonsense. Then to add icing on the cake Drake approached them for a collaboration.

Wonders shall never cease.


Now people in Nigeria are going to think women in America are sex-starved fiends who prey on hapless musicians simply trying to perform on stage. No wonder Nigerians think America is "immoral". Fools like this go back there and spread all sorts of stupid stories about their "experiences" abroad while the rest of us live here unaware of the stereotypes being spread over there.

Why would anybody attack him in the first place? I don't think those boys are even remotely fine and I am making these observations based on Photoshop-enhanced pictures. I bet if I saw them in person I would think they were even less good looking. So what is the big deal? Their voices are okay at best, their lyrics are borderline cheesy and so what if they are popular? I bet you I can find somebody I know who is related to them and isn't that the way with all Nigerian celebrities? You always know someone who knows them. Its not like these are Hollywood people where it is hard to actually find a "connection to one" and they live in some "special" area that most people will never have a chance at.

So because they got nominated for 1 BET Award we won't rest anymore. Who does Peter think he is? Justin Bieber?

You know what, to these "girls" that tried to rape him, here is some information on where you can find him to finish the job.

Also, when you have finished the job, please obtain one of those BMWs or Range Rovers for me. I need a car.

F.Y.I for Blog Readers

Some general information for you.

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Last but not least, on August 14th this blog will be a year old! I can't believe that almost a whole year has gone by! I'm also happy with how much the blog has grown in that time! Also interesting, my 1 year anniversary is the day after that of Myne Whitman! Any ideas on how I should celebrate? Maybe its finally time to switch to that dot com address?

My Week in Preview

This week I have exciting news! Yours truly will be embarking on a blog tour of the Maryland/DC area to meet with my fans.

Kidding!

I will be in Maryland area this weekend but not for any blog related stuff. Alpa Chino has a family thing, somebody is celebrating decades of marriage, and I am tagging along on sidekick duty. So, if you are in the area and will be attending any Naija type events please look for me. The event is on Saturday in the DMV and I shall be wearing a pewter grey dress. Hope that narrows it down for you.

In other news, I have been using my dad's car to drive myself to work each day--under his supervision of course. I think the reason I didn't do well on my test the first time was because I wasn't comfortable enough behind the wheel? I am gradually getting there with daily practice. In my opinion, driving is not that hard. Its just passing the test that is the problem!

This past weekend, Mogaji, Night Owl, Alpa Chino, and I did the whole tourist thing. We went to Liberty Island (for the Statue of Liberty), Ellis Island, and then Coney Island.

The first two were fun. Although, we had to wait in line for TWO hours because we didn't buy advance tickets to get on the ferry to see the Statue of Liberty. Here's a tip, if you are ever in New York and want to visit Liberty Island and/or Ellis Island, it is in your best interest to buy your tickets online about a week before you plan to visit. Especially in the summer. Otherwise you will be forced to stand in a line that is especially long on weekends.

 Personally, Coney Island reminded me of Apapa Amusement Park (and not in a cute nostalgic way). First of all the train ride there from Manhattan was very long. Second, when we got there we realized that there was very little to do in the way of actual fun (aside from the beach) and then the whole place just looked so run down! So, not what I expected.

Sha, here are some pictures from our day out. Clicking on the images will make them larger. 

 There are no pictures of us at Coney Island because by that time everybody was just done! Besides there was really nothing to take pictures of.








I am personally disappointed by the first rule. I mean honestly, why can't I bring my guns and knives with me?



This statue is very old and depicts 3 men trying to save a drowning man. Personally it looks like one man is trying to save the drowning victim while the other two just look on and say "mo gbe oh!"



















Lady Liberty. NightOwl said he could see some side-boob. See the kind of mature friends I have?


























Close up
















Approaching Ellis Island on the ferry.













The immigration museum was kinda interesting. They had a lot of displays about immigration trends and what not.













I found it interesting the whole part about being "purchased". Technically its really not MY history, but it did make me pause for a second nonetheless.

I found out that majority of the slave trade was from west and central Africa and majority of the slaves were shipped to Brazil and the Caribbean. In fact, less than 10% of the slaves from Africa ended up in the US.


It was a good weekend. Although I couldn't do anything for most of Sunday because my feet hurt so bad from all the standing and walking around that I had to walk with a limp for the rest of the weekend and most of Monday. 

This weekend should be interesting. I haven't been to Maryland in a while and I am looking forward to having those 4hours on the MegaBus on the way down there so that I can finally force Alpa Chino to watch a Bollywood movie with me.

By the way I have a poll on the right regarding the "Lagos School Daze" series. I'm thinking of compiling all the posts, and writing a few more stories, then publishing it as an e-book. It would be free to download and read but I'd like to know if anyone is remotely interested in reading it in the first place before I start all that work. So, vote in the poll!