Cosmo Article Points Out The Obvious, Pushes Campaign Against Fake Orgasms

Ladies, I have written previously about the dangers of magazine articles when it comes to "relationship advice".

But, I don't think I covered the issue of pointless magazine articles as well as pointless "research" designed to share "insight" into relationships.

Today, as I browsed the internet while eating my surprisingly tasty veggie cobb salad (chik'n is actually not that bad) I was drawn to an article titled, "Researchers Discover a Major Relationship Predictor".

Hoping for some insight, although I should have known better, I clicked on the article to discover if there was any useful information in the article.

What did I find you ask? Well consider this:

AfroCandy Gets Engaged, "Good" Unmarried Naija Women Lament Their Failure

I don't know anyone who was not surprised by the news that AfroCandy (aka Judith something or other) got engaged recently.

But, the surprise turned to shock for many when they found out she was engaged to a "millionaire". Tells you a lot about Nigerian mentality, doesn't it?

The moral of this story, doing everything your mother told you not to do may be the best way to snag a rich husband, especially in Nigeria. Okay, maybe I am exaggerating.

This story has touched me profoundly mostly because I cannot believe that a respectable person, much less the president of a "respectable" yoruba organization known as the "Agbekoya Movement" is going to MARRY AFROCANDY.

Saving Your "Man" From Your Family (Kim K Would Understand)

Okay this post is based on my own "situation" although I am sure there are others like me out there.

This week, Alpa Chino and I were discussing the possibility of finally ending this LDR and me moving to the midwest.

The explanation of how this will work without my having to change jobs will come in another post at another time. I will know for sure about this possible move by December, but it looks like it will finally happen. So we were browsing a few apartments in the Chicago Northwest suburbs. (His company is in the "Golden Corridor").

CLEARLY the rent over there is cheaper than rent in New York. So I said, since we can afford it, we should get a 2 bed/2ba place, and I think I made a good argument for why. (Mainly, space).

He said "we shall see".

Then he said he only wants a place with a 6 month lease...wait, what?